First Test

Our fist test of the Gaxon Pulverizer "Rampage" mode was conducted today in Tallahassee, FL. The tests ran in ten minute intervals. The robot reached a maximum of fifty miles an hour and kicked over two buildings. We had one system failure when the robot pulled out a telephone pole and attemped to bat cars around.

Even with this small glitch, we consider the test a complete success.

Due to confidentialty reasons we're unable to show you the actual rampage, but our main technician did capture a nifty warning sign.