Monday, September 22, 2008 | |

GROD - New Facilities

We just unpacked the last box of servos and motors into our new building in Caliente, Nevada. After the accidental meltdown of the Pulveriser 1.32 in our New Jersey facility, we realized there just wasn't enough room for construction of the new Gaxon series.

The Caliente facility has enough space to separate flame thrower construction from the liquid dynamite mixers. We also were finally able to determine it was the Megadynamo reactor that was causing the spontaneous combustion of research assistants. What a relief!

GROD has secured about 1/3 of the power needed from nearby Hoover Dam. The power lines should be rerouted from California by next week. We are still working off of 150 baud modems but should be up to 300 baud by October - Just as soon as Caliente Telephone converts the telegraph lines.

Wish us luck in developing the latest mechanical nightmares.


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