Tragedy has struck GROD. Our arch rival and sworn enemy, Enormous Kittens of Peace broke into our offices and stole the plans for our new "Eye of Acid Spraying". This was going to be installed into our latest model of the Gaxon series, "The Perpetrator 3.43".
Unfortunately, Xerox copies of the original notebook paper were lost in a mysterious fire and our engineers have not choice but to start all over. The BOD has applied for a government bailout payment, but as of today we've not heard from President Bush.
The EAS (Eye of Acid Spraying) was our last hope. Plans are being made to infiltrate the EKP and retrieve our designs. Wish us luck.
Wednesday, October 8, 2008 | Posted by Kmuzu at 6:26 PM |
Why .. Us
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