Our fist test of the Gaxon Pulverizer "Rampage" mode was conducted today in Tallahassee, FL. The tests ran in ten minute intervals. The robot reached a maximum of fifty miles an hour and kicked over two buildings. We had one system failure when the robot pulled out a telephone pole and attemped to bat cars around.
Even with this small glitch, we consider the test a complete success.
Due to confidentialty reasons we're unable to show you the actual rampage, but our main technician did capture a nifty warning sign.
First Test
GROD - New Facilities
We just unpacked the last box of servos and motors into our new building in Caliente, Nevada. After the accidental meltdown of the Pulveriser 1.32 in our New Jersey facility, we realized there just wasn't enough room for construction of the new Gaxon series.
The Caliente facility has enough space to separate flame thrower construction from the 
liquid dynamite mixers. We also were finally able to determine it was the Megadynamo reactor that was causing the spontaneous combustion of research assistants. What a relief!
GROD has secured about 1/3 of the power needed from nearby Hoover Dam. The power lines should be rerouted from California by next week. We are still working off of 150 baud modems but should be up to 300 baud by October - Just as soon as Caliente Telephone converts the telegraph lines.
Wish us luck in developing the latest mechanical nightmares.
Who We Are
GROD (Giant Robots of Destruction) is a development company that designs and constructs giant robots. When I say giant, I mean really big. Like 20' to 250' big.
Generally, the purpose of the robots is to rampage cities and terrify the populace. GRODs are an all-terrain machine functional in both urban and rural environments.
Standard Features:
Stomping Boots of Complete Obliteration
Insta-burn flame throwers
Clobber Fists
Eyes that spit acid
Whirling Dervish torso spin
Elbow Rocket Launcher
Rivet and bolt spitter
Rollerskate with Rocket Backpack escape kit
Updated Motorola 6800 CPU
Giant Robot Bios 2.334.4
48k high speed RAM
Welcome
Were not in the office right now. The R&D team had a small incident with a malfunctioning gyroscope and the experimental fusion reactor. Everything smells like burnt crickets.
If you're interested in investing in GROD please contact our financial representative:
Reverend Jim Shorts
Diamond Heights
Plot 45 Ajose Adeogun Street
Kaduna, Nigeria
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